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On Mon, 2006-04-10 at 21:28 -0700, felix@×××××××.com wrote: |
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I know this is off-topic, but I just have to say that I never get sick |
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of this reply to errant unsubscribe requests. |
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> On Mon, Apr 10, 2006 at 07:03:17PM -0400, Charles Read wrote: |
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> > gentoo-amd64@g.o mailing list |
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> Here's how to unsubscribe: |
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> First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. |
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> Then follow these directions. |
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> The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on |
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> requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating |
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> System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be |
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> dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have |
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> fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" |
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> outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the |
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> connection point until you feel it lock. |
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> The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the |
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> small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its |
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> initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. |
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> Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. |
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> Activate by pressing the blue button. |
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> The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red |
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> release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be |
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> adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release |
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> button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the |
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> green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and |
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> returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position. |
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> You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If |
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> the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements |
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> has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on |
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> the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his |
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> control panel. |
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> To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the |
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> clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet |
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> immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with |
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> you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will |
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> see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then |
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> be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the |
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> desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe |
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> normally. |
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> The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless |
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> you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When |
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> you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release |
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> button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro |
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> slippers and place them in their container. |
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> If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue |
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> button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The |
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> knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, |
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> medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. |
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> After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by |
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> switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If |
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> during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings, |
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> place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may |
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> now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light |
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> goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind |
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> you. |
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> ... _._. ._ ._. . _._. ._. ___ .__ ._. . .__. ._ .. ._. |
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> Felix Finch: scarecrow repairman & rocket surgeon / felix@×××××××.com |
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> GPG = E987 4493 C860 246C 3B1E 6477 7838 76E9 182E 8151 ITAR license #4933 |
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> I've found a solution to Fermat's Last Theorem but I see I've run out of room o |
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Chris |
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who |
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are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. -- Mark Twain |