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From: Chris Traylor <ctraylor@...>
Subject: Re: unsubscribe -- Here you go
Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:34:40 -0400
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On Mon, 2006-04-10 at 21:28 -0700, felix@... wrote:<BR>
I know this is off-topic, but I just have to say that I never get sick of this reply to errant unsubscribe requests.<BR>
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<FONT COLOR="#000000">On Mon, Apr 10, 2006 at 07:03:17PM -0400, Charles Read wrote:</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">&gt; <A HREF="mailto:gentoo-amd64@g.o">gentoo-amd64@g.o</A> mailing list</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">Here's how to unsubscribe:</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">Then follow these directions.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large &quot;X&quot;</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">connection point until you feel it lock.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">small switch on the lip.  When securing, twist the ring back to its</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet.  Disconnect.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">Activate by pressing the blue button.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator.  If</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">has not been properly implemented. Press the &quot;List Guy&quot; call button on</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">control panel.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">see a &quot;Shower seal&quot; button. Press to activate. A green light will then</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">normally.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">you activate the &quot;Manual off&quot; override switch by flipping it up. When</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">you are ready to leave, press the blue &quot;Shower seal&quot; release</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">slippers and place them in their container.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A &amp; B. The</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low,</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="#000000">After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">switching to the &quot;ON&quot; position the clearly marked red switch. If</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings,</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">place the &quot;manual off&quot; override switch in the &quot;OFF&quot; position. You may</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">you.</FONT>


<FONT COLOR="#000000">-- </FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">            ... _._. ._ ._. . _._. ._. ___ .__ ._. . .__. ._ .. ._.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">     Felix Finch: scarecrow repairman &amp; rocket surgeon / <A HREF="mailto:felix@...">felix@...</A></FONT>
<FONT COLOR="#000000">  GPG = E987 4493 C860 246C 3B1E  6477 7838 76E9 182E 8151 ITAR license #4933</FONT>
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