I'm pleased to introduce Ron Gemeinhardt (timebandit) as a new Gentoo
developer. Ron will be a moderator with the forums team.

Ron is an electrical engineer in theory and a software architect in
practice. Having been in the IT business for more than 25 years he has
extensive knowledge of $(for ACRONYM in "${LinkedIn}"; do echo -n "
${ACRONYM},"; done). This also automatically gives him access to the
Old Boys club in Gentoo. Ron, should you accept the invitation you
will receive a complimentary Viagra 10-pack. Don't pass this up, it
changed my life.

Let's face it though, Ron wasn't recruited because of what he knows or
can do, but simply for his fine taste. He has a penchant for Formula
1. The rest is almost insignificant: photography, kiteflying and
reading. And although he has lived in New Jersey all his life he has
traveled a lot in the USA, Europe and the Caribbean.

Ron's ultimate goal in life is to someday learn why everyone on IRC
points at amne and laughs.

Please everybody, give a warm welcome to timebandit.

Denis.

PS. The first one who comments about a comma at the end of the script
output above gets a free review with me. First-class care guaranteed.