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Hi gang, |
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please give a warm welcome to Petteri Räty, who's come all the way from |
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the far reaches of Finland to be with us here tonight. |
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While not training to be part of the Finnish national duathlon team for |
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arm wrestling and tango, Petteri enjoys quiet walks along the finnish |
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highways and trekking in the Espoo jungle (literally "Mud Island", |
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neighbouring town to Helsinki, whose cottage industry includes the |
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headquarters of high-tech luminaries such as Nokia). |
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Petteri's superb headbashing stamina makes him an ideal candidate for |
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his upcoming quest, namely beating Java ebuilds into submission. He's |
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already proven his worth against champion adversaries like NetBeans, in |
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a long and drawn-out battle which was televised on the |
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gentooexperimental.org SVN broadcast. |
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For the other unruly Java projects out there, we can only feel sorry, |
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because sooner or later, Petteri will pwn and commit them. |
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Make way for Petteri, the Beangrinder! |
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Cheers, |
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-- Karl T |
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