Re: [gentoo-project] New developer : Thomas Anderson (gentoofan23)

[Nirbheek Chauhan]

On Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 3:13 AM, Denis Dupeyron <calchan@g.o> wrote:
[...]
> It's my pleasure to introduce Thomas Anderson (gentoofan23) as an
> almost new Gentoo developer. As you may know, Thomas has already been
> messing up with our tree for a few weeks now. His turf is mostly
> amd64, sunrise and science. He his rather proficient in C, C++ and
> bash.

Such lies I have never seen spouted on even the most imaginative of
fake resumes! And I have proof!

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Seen on #gentoo-dev
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<gentoofan23> Calchan: my ebuild quiz definitely didn't say anything
about being proficient in C++ ;-)
<Ken69267> gentoofan23: too late
<Ken69267> gentoofan23: now fix this 60000 line c++ app
<gentoofan23> but see, my ebuild quiz said I had only very basic c++ skills
<Ken69267> my quiz said epic fail across it
<Calchan> gentoofan23, my sikrit files did tell you were good at C++,
and they're never wrong
<gentoofan23> hehe, maybe when I have time to learn c++ better
<Calchan> so gentoofan23 ah, now I get it
<gentoofan23> hm?
<Calchan> you wrote "Fairly proficient in C. Basic C++ skills." which
I interpreted "Fairly proficient in C, Basic, C++"
<gentoofan23> hahaha
<Calchan> and I thought, "nah, I'm not telling about basic or they'll
hang him right awayé
<gentoofan23> hahahaha
<Calchan> s/away/away"/
<gentoofan23> ah, that made me laugh
* Ken69267 smells blood in the air over basic
<Calchan> now, screw you guys, I'm going to bed

[...]
> Thomas enjoys cooking as well as playing the bass and the piano. He
> recently picked up ping-pong but pretends he has yet to gain any real
> skill. His main hobby however is breaking packages and, fortunately
> for us, fixing them.
>
> Please everybody, give a warm welcome to gentoofan23.

Good evening Mr. Anderson.
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~Nirbheek Chauhan