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LOL, ROFL |
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this manual rocks, should be made official *fg |
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thx for a real good laugh in the morning :) |
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Anthony Gorecki wrote: |
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>Here's how to unsubscribe: |
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>First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. |
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>Then follow these directions. |
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>The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on |
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>requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating |
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>System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be |
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>dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have |
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>fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" |
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>outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the |
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>connection point until you feel it lock. |
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>The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the |
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>small switch on the lip. Â When securing, twist the ring back to its |
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>initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Â Disconnect. |
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>Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. |
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>Activate by pressing the blue button. |
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>The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red |
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>release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be |
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>adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release |
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>button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the |
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>green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and |
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>returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position. |
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>You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. Â If |
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>the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements |
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>has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on |
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>the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his |
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>control panel. |
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>To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the |
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>clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet |
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>immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with |
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>you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will |
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>see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then |
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>be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the |
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>desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe |
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>normally. |
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>The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless |
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>you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When |
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>you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release |
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>button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro |
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>slippers and place them in their container. |
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>If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue |
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>button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The |
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>knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, |
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>medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. |
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>After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by |
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>switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If |
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>during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings, |
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>place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may |
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>now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light |
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>goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind |
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>you. |
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