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On Sun, Nov 11, 2007 at 07:43:22PM +0000, Qian Qiao wrote: |
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> On Nov 11, 2007 7:12 PM, Tim Ames <lls@×××××××××××××.org> wrote: |
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> > unsubscribe |
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> Must... resist... the... temptation... to... post... the... |
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> unsubscribe... kit... |
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> This... is... killing... me... |
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OK, I'll take pity on both of you. |
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Here's how to unsubscribe: |
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First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. |
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Then follow these directions. |
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The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on |
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requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating |
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System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be |
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dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have |
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fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" |
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outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the |
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connection point until you feel it lock. |
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The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the |
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small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its |
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initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. |
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Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. |
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Activate by pressing the blue button. |
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The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red |
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release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be |
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adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release |
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button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the |
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green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and |
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returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position. |
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You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If |
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the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements |
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has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on |
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the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his |
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control panel. |
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To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the |
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clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet |
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immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with |
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you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will |
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see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then |
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be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the |
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desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe |
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normally. |
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The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless |
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you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When |
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you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release |
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button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro |
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slippers and place them in their container. |
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If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue |
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button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The |
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knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, |
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medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. |
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After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by |
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switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If |
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during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings, |
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place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may |
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now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light |
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goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind |
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you. |
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