Gentoo Archives: gentoo-desktop

From: Harry Holt <harryholt@×××××.com>
To: gentoo-desktop@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-desktop] unsubscribe
Date: Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:24:01
Message-Id: 7c8072a00901312023u6200de02k2b46326bf62409d3@mail.gmail.com
In Reply to: [gentoo-desktop] unsubscribe by Frank Freeman
1 On Sat, Jan 31, 2009 at 11:18 PM, Frank Freeman <ffreeman@×××××××××.net>wrote:
2
3 > unsubscribe
4 >
5 > Hmph. You can't get out that easy.
6
7 Please Note: In some later model unsubscribe kits, the "OFF" indicator has
8 been replaced by "POWER-UP STANDBY ENABLE". Accordingly the "ON" indicator
9 has been replaced by the much clearer, "POWER-DOWN STANDBY ENABLE". Contact
10 your internet service provider for a list of affected model numbers. An
11 "ON-OFF" retrofit panel kit is available for those who have difficulty with
12 the new and much clearer labeling.
13
14
15 First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
16 Then follow these
17 directions. The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type.
18 Depending on
19 requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
20 System A, depress
21 lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot
22 immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip,
23 attach connection
24 marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring
25 one inch below
26 the connection point until you feel it lock.
27
28 The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
29 small switch on
30 the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial condition,
31 so that the two
32 orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the
33 vacuum receptacle
34 to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.
35
36 The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
37 release switch
38 places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually
39 up or down by
40 pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self-
41 adjusting. To secure
42 after use, press the green button, which simultaneously activates the
43 evaporator and
44 returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
45
46 You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If
47 the red light
48 is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has not been properly
49 implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the right of the
50 evaporator . He will
51 secure all facilities from his control panel.
52
53 To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
54 clothes rack.
55 Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below.
56 Enter the shower,
57 taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your upper
58 right upon entering
59 you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light
60 will then be
61 illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
62 desired setting. Now
63 depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.
64
65 The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
66 you activate the
67 "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to
68 leave, press the
69 blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may
70 leave. Please remove
71 the velcro slippers and place them in their container.
72
73 If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
74 button. When the
75 twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left,
76 just below the
77 blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium
78 setting is suggested.
79
80 After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
81 switching to the
82 "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the
83 unsubscribing operation,
84 you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" override
85 switch in the "OFF"
86 position. You may now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the
87 green exit light
88 goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.
89
90
91 Harry Holt, PMP
92
93 "Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has
94 to be us."
95 - Jerry Garcia
96
97 P.S. I'll go ahead and apologize now. It won't happen again.

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