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WOW THIS REALLY WORKS!!!

 Dear Friend & Future Millionaire:

 Making over half a million dollars every 4-5 months from your home for
 an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time.
 THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!!
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 BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE THE OTHERS WITH IN A YEAR!!!
 Before you say "BULL" please read the following. This is the letter you
 have beeen hearing about on the news lately. Due to the populartity of
 this letter on the inernet , A national weekly news program recently
 devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
 below, to see
 if it really can make people money. The show also investigated wheather
 or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that
 there are absolutely NO LAWS
 prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the
 simple instrucyions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
 $25 out of pocket cost". DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF
 POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTANED,
 IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
 This is what one had to say:"Thanks to this profitable opportunity, I
 was approached many times before but each time I pased on it. I am
 so glad I finally joined to see what one could expect in return for the
 minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I recieved total
 $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still comming in."
 Pam Hedland, Fort Lee New Jersey.
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 Here is another testimonial:  "This program has been around for a long
 time but I never believed in it. But one day when I recieved this again
 in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
 instructions and walaa.....3 weeks later the money started to come in.
 First month I only made $240.00 but the next two months I made
 a total of $290,000.00. So far in the past 8 months by re-entering the
 program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The
 key to success in this program is to follow the the simple steps and NOT
 change anything." More testimonials later but first.

 =====PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE=========
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 If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
 comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
 AGAIN!!!
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 FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR
 FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!

 INSTRUCTIONS
 =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below=====
 For each report, send $5 CASH ,THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
 REPORTYOU ARE ORDERINGand YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person
 whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR
 RETURN ADDRESS IS ON THE ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any
 mail problems.
 ===When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
 You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
 and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
 Within a few days you will recieve, via e-mail, each of the five reports
 from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will
 be accessible for you to send to the 1000's of people who will order them
 from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in
 case something happens to your computer.

 IMPORTANT-DO NOT  alter the names of the peple who are listed next
 to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way, other than what
 is
 instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will lose out on the
 majority of your porfits, Once you understand the way this works you will
 also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has
 been tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to
 put there friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all
 the money.
 But it does not work this way. Believe us, we have all tried to be greedy
 and then nothing happened. So DO NOT try to change anything other than what 

 is instructed. Because if you do it will not work for you.
 Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!!

 1....After you have ordered all 5 reports , take this advertisement and
 REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person
 has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting there fortunes.
 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down To REPORT #5.
 3.... MOVE the name & address in REPORT #3 down To REPORT #4.
 4.... MOVE the name & address in REPORT #2 down To REPORT #3.
 5.... MOVE the name & address in REPORT #1 down To REPORT #2.
 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position. PLEASE
 MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
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 **** Take this entire letter ,with the modified list of names, and save it
 on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
 Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
 you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you 
purchase
 will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how 
to
 send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads
 and much more.


 There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
 METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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 Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
 will
 assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's
 also assume that the mailing recieve only a 0.2% response (the response
 could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2% also many people
 will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000
 each). Continuing with this example , you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
 With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10
 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000.
 Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That = 100
 people responded and ordered Report #2.

 Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails for a total of 500,000 e-mails.
 The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.
 Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-
 mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.
 Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails  each for a total of
 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000
 orders for Report
 #5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$555,000 ( half million).

 Your total income in this example is: 1.....$50 + 2.....$500 +
 .....$5,000 + 4.....$50.000 + 5.....$500,000.......
 Grand Total=$555,550.00

 NUMBERS DONT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE IT OUT
 THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
 CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!!
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 REMEMBER FRIEND THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
 ORDER OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
 Dare to think  for a monment what would happen if everyone or half or
 even one 4th of those people 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are
 over 150million people on the internet worldwide and counting. Believe
 me, many people will do just that, and more!

 METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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 ADVERTISING ON THE NET IS VERY VERY INEXPENSIVE and there
 are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
 internet will
 easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method#
 1 and add Method #2 as you go along . For every $5 you recieve , all you
 have to do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
 provide same day service on all orders.
 This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
 address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
 recieve the report.
 ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS========================
 ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
 Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
 accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by rapping it in at least 2
 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the
 NAME of the report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name
 and postal address.
 PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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 REPORT # 1:" the Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
 Order Report #1 from:

 U. Stettler
 Langackerstr. 165
 CH-8704 Herrliberg
 Switzerland
 ____________________________________________________________
 REPORT #2" The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
 Order Report #2 from:

 B. Collins
 155 East Beaver Creek Rd.
 Unit 24, Suite 235
 Richmond Hill, Ontario
 L4B 2N1
 Canada
 ____________________________________________________________
 REPORT #3:" Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net"
 Order Report #3 from:


 R.Robinson
 14612 Friar st.#5
 VanNuys CA, 91411
 USA

 _____________________________________________________________
 REPORT #4:" How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net"
 Order Report #4 from:


 Randall Williams
 401 Stocks Dairy Road
 Leesburg Georgia 31763
 USA

 ____________________________________________________________
 REPORT #5: "How to Send Out One Million e-mails for Free"
 Order Report #5 from:

 Dario Va
 16541 Blatt Blvd #206
 Weston, FL 33326
 U.S.A.
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 $$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 Follow these guildelines to guarantee your success:
 ===If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
 ===After you have recieved 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
 should receive 100 orders  or more for REPORT #2. If you did not,
 continue advertising or sending e-mails untill you do.
 ===Once you received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU
 CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the
 cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
 every time your name is moved down the list, you are placed in front
 of a different report.

 You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
 people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE
 INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START
 THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
 There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business!!!
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 FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
 PROGRAM:
 You have just received information that can give you finiancial freedom
 for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and just A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
 You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you ever
 imagined.
 follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It
 works
 exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting
 report after you have put
 your name and address in the Report #1 and moved the others to
 #2.......#5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may
 send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of 
them.
 Remember though, the more you send out the more potiential customers
 you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
 materials and opportunity to become financially independent ITS UP TO YOU 
NOW!

 ============MORE TESTIMONIALS=======================
 "My name is Mitchell, My wife Jody ad I live in Chicago. I am an
 accountant with a major U.S. Corparation and I make pretty good money.
 When I received this program I grumbled  to Jody about receiving" junk
 mail". I made fun of the whole thing , spouting my knowledge of the
 population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody
 totally ignored
 my supposed intelligence and a few days later she jumped in with both
 feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the ol "I told you
 so" on
 her when the thing didnt work. Well , the laugh was on me ,Within 3
 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had
 received total $147,200.00.......all cash! I was shocked. I have joined
 Jody
 in her" hobby".
 Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago Illinois
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 "Not being the gambling type , it took me several weeks to make up my
 mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that i am, I decided
 that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
 wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back". "I was
 surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with
 orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about
 this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't

 a better investment with a faster return and so big"
 Dan Sondstrom, Alberta Canada
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 "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
 if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
 to get  another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by 
someone
 else......11 months passed then it luckily came again.....I did not
 delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
 the money came within 22 weeks."
 Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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 "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
 little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
 within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
 $20,560.00 and by the end of the third month my total cash count was
 $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to the internet.".
 Fred Dellaca, Westport New Zealand
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 ORDER YUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
 "YOUR" ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
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 If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
 Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
 Commission
 Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington ,D.C.





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