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On Sat, Sep 05, 2009 at 06:01:21AM -0500, Penguin Lover Dale squawked: |
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> Since ssh is not running, I assume it doesn't matter at this point? |
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> I'll check into fail2ban and denyhosts. Any one better or more |
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> preferred than the other? |
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AFAIK, either of those are for brute force attacks on SSHD. If you are |
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not opening up ssh... |
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Personally I use neither. I rolled my own scripts to monitor brute |
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force attacks and it has held up alright. |
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You can make double sure and get iptables to drop all connections not |
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originating from the LAN. Actually, go ahead, look into iptables, and |
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apply brainpower like Alan said. |
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On my setup, I just block almost everything (except ssh) by default |
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and maintain a white-list of IPs. |
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W |
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These are things people "actually said" in court.... |
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+++++++ |
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Q: What is your date of birth? |
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A: July fifteenth. |
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Q: What year? |
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A: Every year. |
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+++++++ |
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? |
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A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. |
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ? |
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A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. |
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? |
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A: After the accident? |
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Q: Before the accident. |
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A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. |
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue |
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lights flashing? |
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A: Yes. |
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Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? |
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A: Yes, sir. |
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Q: What did she say? |
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A: What disco am I at? |
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, |
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he doesn't know about it until the next morning? |
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? |
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? |
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Q: She had three children, right? |
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A: Yes. |
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Q: How many were boys? |
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A: None. |
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Q: Were there any girls? |
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated? |
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A: By death. |
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Q: And by whose death was it terminated? |
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Q: Is you appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice |
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which I sent to your attorney? |
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A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. |
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? |
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A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. |
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? |
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A: No. |
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Q: Did you check for blood pressure? |
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A: No. |
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Q: Did you check for breathing? |
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A: No. |
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Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began |
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the autopsy? |
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A: No. |
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Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? |
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A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. |
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Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? |
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A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing |
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law somewhere. |
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