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From: Alan McKinnon <alan.mckinnon@×××××.com>
To: gentoo-user@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Which openoffice
Date: Mon, 05 May 2008 20:12:53
Message-Id: 200805052212.17658.alan.mckinnon@gmail.com
In Reply to: Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Which openoffice by Willie Wong
1 On Monday 05 May 2008, Willie Wong wrote:
2 > Since we've come this far, I really want to know what is
3 > your virtual p*n*s length:
4 >
5 > echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat
6 > /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep
7 > '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs -x smbfs | grep -v
8 > '1024-blocks' | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;}
9 > END {print s/1024/50"/15 +70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
10
11 nazgul screenlets-0.0.2 # echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\)
12 day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30
13 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs -x
14 smbfs | grep -v '1024-blocks' | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+=
15 $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15 +70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
16 67.1cm
17
18 Fascinating, most fascinating. I get 67.1cm! Longer than yours!
19
20 Now, this command of your. Wazzitdo?
21
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23 Alan McKinnon
24 alan dot mckinnon at gmail dot com
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