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On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:29:59 +0200 (CEST), Vaeth wrote: |
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> > > What wrong with running an rsync |
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> > > server with a suitable "host allow" in the config? That would allow |
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> > > local connections only without the need for passwords or keys. |
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> > That is indeed the preferred way |
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> It is much more dangerous than the ssh approach: It is not so hard to |
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> fake an IP (unless you local net ist physically separated) but it is |
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> close to impossible to fake an ssh key without compromising the machine |
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> holding it. |
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Leaving aside the difficulties of faking a LAN IP from the public side |
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of the router, or even the fact that the router may have the rsync ports |
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closed, what is so secret about the contents of the portage tree? |
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Feminism: the radical notion that women are people. |
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O.K. I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric. |
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It's kinda fun to consummate the impossible. |
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Top Oxymorons Number 35: Legally drunk |
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Micro-: (prefix) anything both very small and very expensive. |
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The Flintstones probably had a PC! |
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? |
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Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. |
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Last words of a Windows user: = Why does that work now? |
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Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent. |
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it |
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Adolescence, n.: The stage between puberty and adultery. |
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If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it! |
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leep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens |
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STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in." |
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. |
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Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. |
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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BBS: (n.) a system for connecting computers and exchanging gossip, |
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facts, and uninformed speculation under false names. |
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Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask `Why?' |
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Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out. |
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There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! |
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Your lack of organisation does not represent an |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47. |
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable. |
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Mosquito - designed to make houseflies look better. |
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0 and 1. Now what could be so hard about that? |
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower. |
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"There's more to life than sex, beer and computers. |
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Not a lot more admittedly..." |
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I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus. |
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If at first you don't succeed, you're about normal. |
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Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent. |
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Ultimate memory manager; Windows, it manages to use it all.. |
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. |
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I will learn. Neil Bothwick |
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If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it. |
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Acute sufferer of B5 deprivation syndrome; Owner of redundant television . |
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That's not a bug, it's a Free Enhanced Feature! |
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Protect your software at all costs -- all else is meat. |
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We are phasing in a "paperless office," starting with the restrooms. |
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Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude. |
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Octal: (n.) a base-8 counting system designed so that one hand may count |
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WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened |
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Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good. |
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. |
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"There's more to life than sex, beer and computers. |
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Not a lot more admittedly..." |
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Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor? |
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After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks. |
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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) |
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What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in |
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sand? Not enough sand. |
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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down. |
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Committee (noun): A group of people spending hours taking minutes |
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A computer scientist is someone who, when told to "Go to Hell," |
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sees the "go to," rather than the destination, as harmful. |
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Today's subliminal message is: . |
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If it isn't broken, I can fix it. |
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Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc. |
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DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android |
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IBM - I Blame Microsoft |
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Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic! |
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Me? FAT? No, just horizontally disproportionate... |
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Acute sufferer of B5 deprivation syndrome; Owner of redundant television . |
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I@love~my,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@ |
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Scientists decode the first confirmed alien transmission from outer space |
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"This really works! Just send 5*10^50 H atoms to each of the five star |
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systems listed below. Then, add your own system to the top of the list, |
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delete the system at the bottom, and send out copies of this message to |
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100 other solar systems. If you follow these instructions, within 0.25 of |
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a galactic rotation you are guaranteed to receive enough hydrogen in |
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return to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!" |
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There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to |
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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused? |
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Because oct 31 is the same as dec 25. |
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower. |
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Are you using Windows or is that just an XT? |
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." |
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Top Oxymorons Number 18: Taped live |
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The sergeant walked into the shower and caught me giving myself a |
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and I can wash it as fast as I want!" |
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Your lack of organisation does not represent an |
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emergency in my world. |
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I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger. |
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Tact is for people who don't understand sarcasm. |
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User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. |
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Top Oxymorons Number 33: American history |
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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. |
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Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. |
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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. |
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Are you using Windows or is that just an XT? |
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WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file |
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Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP - replace floppy and retry. |
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Windows Error #05: Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening |
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? |
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Don't let the computer bugs bite! |
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"God created the world in six days. On the seventh day he also decided |
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to create England... just to try out his Practical Joke Weather Machine." |
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A closed mouth gathers no foot. |
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Oxymoron: Reagan memoirs. |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. |
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Eye of newt, toe of frog, regular Coke and fries to go, please. |
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Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules - The first ninety percent of |
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the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent |
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takes the other ninety percent of the time. |
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I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger. |
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Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? |
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A. It was dead. |
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Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about? |
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He who laughs last thinks slowest! |
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why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets? |
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2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
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To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine. |
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why |
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you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? |
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Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive! |
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(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake an axe to it? |
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. |
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. * |
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Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused. |
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If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair. |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? |
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He sold his soul to Santa! |
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If there is light at the end of the tunnel...order more tunnel. |
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The law of Probability Dispersal decrees that whatever it is that hits |
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To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists |
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And if you say "No", I shall be forced to shoot you. |
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable |
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ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI! |
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. <-Stealth Tagline |
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... "I'm simply not a nice girl", she whispered tartly. |
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Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. |
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Windows 98, the most installed system in the world, I know, I've done it |
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"I need your clothes, your boots, and your tagline!" |
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When you said you wanted to live in sin, I didn't know you meant "sloth" |
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Last words of a Windows user: = Where do I have to click now? - There? |
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error... |
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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. |
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Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere. |
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Warp 5.. engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch! |
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WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. |
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Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. |
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Get your copy at http://www.geekthing.com/~robf/gensig/ |
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All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. |
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Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high. |
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Celery is not food. It is a member of the plywood family. |
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Code: (n.) a means of concealing bugs favored by programmers. |
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(v.) the process of concealing bugs by programming. |
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap. |
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Honk if you love peace and quiet. |
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And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not leave hairs unsplit." |
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Reboot America. |
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WORM: (n.) acronym for Write Once, Read Mangled. Used to describe a |
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normally-functioning computer disk of the very latest design. |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he drained the vodka bottle dry. |
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Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? |
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Committee (noun): A group of people spending hours taking minutes |
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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. |
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! |
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him |
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. |
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Reboot America. |
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If you use envelopes, why not encryption ? |
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Any given program will expand to fill available memory. |
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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. |
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100%. |
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I am Barry Norman of the Borg - you will be assimilated - and why not? |
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Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Hey, where are you going? |
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Minds are like parachutes; they only function when fully open. * Sir |
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Home is where you hang your @. |
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DOS: Defunct Operating System |
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Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? |
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A. Only one - who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the |
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problem to an earlier joke. |
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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm |
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
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Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. |
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Use Colgate toothpaste or end up with teeth like a Ferengi. |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he said f**k in the wrong conference. |
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Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on the earth. |
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I'm Pink, Therefore I'm Spam |
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Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan |
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Tact is for people who don't understand sarcasm. |
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How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? |
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Very funny Scotty.. now beam down my pants! |
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap. |
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? |
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* <-Tribble |
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I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem! |
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PC DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance |
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Knock firmly but softly. I like soft firm knockers. |
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Anything is possible if you don't know what |
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New Klingon hair salon: "Today is a good day to dye" |
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. |
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Top Oxymorons Number 32: Living dead |
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he found Tigger stoned on his hash |
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Where do you think you're going today? |
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Q: How does a Zen Master order a hot dog? |
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A: "Make me one with everything." |
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I just took an IQ test. The results were negative. |
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Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf- |
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I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg. |
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I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline! |
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--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- |
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I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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DOS: Defunct Operating System |
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Neil Bothwick |
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A friend in need may turn out to be a nuisance. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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User-friendly: (adj.) trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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He who laughs last probably made a back-up. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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"He's dead, Jim. You get his phaser, I'll grab his wallet." |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Of course it's not your day, |
650 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Windows '96 artificial intelligence: Cant Compress Hard Drive but dont |
653 |
worry I'll delete all files over size 50,000 that'll give you some space. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.", |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer... |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold? |
663 |
Neil Bothwick |
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How do a fool and his money GET together? |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life |
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Neil Bothwick |
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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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EMail - garbage at the speed of light. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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User-friendly: (adj.) trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki»®õ÷üÁ NO CARRIER |
681 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Windows will never cease. |
684 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it |
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considered a hostage situation? |
688 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Windows '96 artificial intelligence: Unable to FORMAT A: Having a go at C: |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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An example of hard water is ice. |
697 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Captain, I believe there's an energy source in the liver of the cloud. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Ad - Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Top Oxymorons Number 16: Peace force |
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Neil Bothwick |
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New sig wanted good price paid. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
715 |
Neil Bothwick |
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I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective? |
718 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Loose bits sink chips. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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"Bother," said Pooh, when his spliff went out. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" |
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Neil Bothwick |
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But I thought YOU did the backups... |
730 |
Neil Bothwick |
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"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Just got a new car for my wife....Great Trade! |
736 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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"When you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic Voices... |
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that's nothing - when you play it forward it installs Windows" |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Drop your carrier .. we have you surrounded |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Top Oxymorons Number 2: Exact estimate |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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I work with User-Surly Software. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Never argue with an idiot. First, they bring you down to their level. |
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Then they beat you with experience. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS |
762 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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"There are no stupid questions, just too many inquisitive idiots." |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: |
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1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. |
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2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Don't forget that MS-Windows is just a temporary workaround until you can |
776 |
switch to a GNU system. |
777 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a |
780 |
good idea to put wheels on luggage? |
781 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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ERROR #0915: MONITOR NOT PRESENT. CLICK ON OK TO CONTINUE. |
784 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it. |
787 |
Neil Bothwick |
788 |
|
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To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer. |
790 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
792 |
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. * |
793 |
Maslow Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files! |
796 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Did you know that eskimos have 17 different words for linguist? |
799 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. |
802 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks. |
805 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. |
808 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
813 |
A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf |
814 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
816 |
What did the first man to discover you can get milk from cows think he |
817 |
was doing? - anon. |
818 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
820 |
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK! |
821 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
824 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere. |
827 |
Neil Bothwick |
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Programmers do it bit by bit. |
830 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
832 |
Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza? |
833 |
Neil Bothwick |
834 |
|
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If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair. |
836 |
Neil Bothwick |
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|
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"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?" |