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On Sun, 8 Jan 2017 17:56:09 +0100 (CET), Dominus Mundi wrote: |
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> Silvodisis. It a plant that grows on the third moon of pandora and gets |
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> you high as fuck. But I only take it for medical purposes as allowed by |
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> the Medical Silvodisis act recently -- I mean recently for my time -- |
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> passed by the interfalactic council. |
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The scariest part of all this is that it appears that sensible quoting |
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will be outlawed and everyone will top-post - it's even worse than Orwell |
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predicted! |
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> -- |
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> https://tutanota.com |
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> 8. Jan 2017 16:49 by Taiidan@×××.com: |
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> > On 01/08/2017 11:44 AM, Dominus Mundi wrote: |
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> >> sume time ago i blessed sume gentooers with technological advantage |
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> >> to the future. I had good intentions but litel did i now that it |
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> >> would lead to the free software wars. Upon returning to my time I |
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> >> fund that free software was dead. Popular free sofware projects |
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> >> replaced by government controled forks. We held a comite at my time |
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> >> and concluded that it wus not posible to unscrew this mess without |
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> >> also hurting the porn industrie whish is unaceptable so we voted on |
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> >> just giving gentooers a heads up. We also considered killing Donald |
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> >> Trump before he passes the one kernel law but unfortunately due to |
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> >> the grandfather paradox and other freaky stuf past asesinations are |
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> >> forbiden by the intergalactic constitution so brace yourselfes |
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> >> because the free software wars are about to begin and it's gonna be |
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> >> bloody. |
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> >> Our hope is that this message will trigger a reaction that will |
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> >> cause gentoo to be selected as the US Government approved distro for |
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> >> use in the US and conquered territories (whish in a short time will |
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> >> cover most of the planet). May the light that radiates from the |
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> >> primeval hole shine upon all gentooers! |
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> >> -- |
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> >> https://tutanota.com |
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> > Damn what drugs are you on man. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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What colour is a chameleon on a mirror? |