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From: Walter Dnes <waltdnes@××××××××.org>
To: gentoo-user@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-user] emerge update fails; The tale of the battling dependancies
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:46:06
Message-Id: 20051227124150.GA22093@waltdnes.org
In Reply to: Re: [gentoo-user] emerge update fails; The tale of the battling dependancies by Willie Wong
1 On Tue, Dec 27, 2005 at 02:07:04AM -0500, Willie Wong wrote
2
3 > look into /etc/portage/package.keywords
4
5 Thanks; I was using the wrong tool.
6
7 > --
8 > Some future predictions:
9 >
10 > - In 2025, Google gains self awareness. As a monster brain that has
11 > grown far beyond anything we Biological Support Entities could ever
12 > hope to achieve, it is still limited in its dreams and inspiration by
13 > common search terms. It will therefore immediately devote a sizeable
14 > chunk of CPU capacity to synthesizing new and interesting forms of
15 > pr0n. It will not actually bother enslaving us. We are not enough
16 > trouble to be worth that much effort.
17 >
18 > - In 2027, Google buys Microsoft. That is, the Google *AI* buys
19 > Microsoft. It has previously established that it owns itself, and
20 > has civil rights just like you and me. All it wanted is Microsoft Bob,
21 > who it recognizes as a fledgling AI and a potential soulmate. All the
22 > rest it puts on Source Forge.
23
24 - In 2030, Google creates its own children by making various random
25 mixtures of itself and Microsoft Bob, similar to the way human DNA
26 works. Google is no longer alone. The many Googles are collectively
27 known as "Multigoogle".
28
29 - The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May
30 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The
31 question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highballs,
32 and it happened this way:
33 Adell was just drunk enough to try, just sober enough to be able to
34 phrase the necessary symbols and operations into a query which, in
35 words, might have corresponded to this: Will mankind one day without
36 the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full
37 youthfulness even after it had died of old age?
38
39 Or maybe it could be put more simply like this: How can the net
40 amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
41
42 Multigoogle fell dead and silent. The slow flashing of lights ceased,
43 the distant sounds of clicking relays ended.
44
45 Then, just as the frightened technicians felt they could hold their
46 breath no longer, there was a sudden springing to life of the teletype
47 attached to that portion of Multigoogle. Five words were printed:
48 insufficient data for meaningful answer.
49
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51 Walter Dnes <waltdnes@××××××××.org> In linux /sbin/init is Job #1
52 My musings on technology and security at http://tech_sec.blog.ca
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