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From: felix@×××××××.com
To: gentoo-user@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-user] (no subject)
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:19:44
In Reply to: [gentoo-user] (no subject) by Peter Eliades
1 On Thu, Jan 31, 2008 at 11:02:16AM +1100, Peter Eliades wrote:
2 > unsubscribe
4 Two for one fire sale! Hope this leaves you a little wiser :-)
6 Here's how to unsubscribe:
8 First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
9 Then follow these directions.
11 The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
12 requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
13 System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
14 dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
15 fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
16 outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the
17 connection point until you feel it lock.
19 The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
20 small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its
21 initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect.
22 Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
23 Activate by pressing the blue button.
25 The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
26 release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be
27 adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release
28 button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the
29 green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and
30 returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
32 You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If
33 the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements
34 has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on
35 the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his
36 control panel.
38 To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
39 clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
40 immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with
41 you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will
42 see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then
43 be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
44 desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe
45 normally.
47 The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
48 you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When
49 you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release
50 button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro
51 slippers and place them in their container.
53 If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
54 button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The
55 knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low,
56 medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
58 After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
59 switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If
60 during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings,
61 place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may
62 now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light
63 goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind
64 you.
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