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From: felix@×××××××.com
To: gentoo-user@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-user]
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:16:46
In Reply to: Re: [gentoo-user] by Dale
1 On Wed, Jan 30, 2008 at 06:13:54PM -0600, Dale wrote:
2 > Iain Buchanan wrote:
3 > > On Wed, 2008-01-30 at 18:48 +0000, Qian Qiao wrote:
4 > >> Must... resist... posting... the... kit...
5 > > man, I love reading the replies to stray unsubscribe messages :)
6 > Yea, Jerry always come in with the "NO!!" thing. LOL I did like qiao's
7 > reply to tho. :-) Was curious as to what "kit" he was referring to??
9 Yee have only to ask ...
11 Here's how to unsubscribe:
13 First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
14 Then follow these directions.
16 The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
17 requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
18 System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
19 dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
20 fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
21 outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the
22 connection point until you feel it lock.
24 The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
25 small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its
26 initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect.
27 Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
28 Activate by pressing the blue button.
30 The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
31 release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be
32 adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release
33 button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the
34 green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and
35 returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
37 You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If
38 the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements
39 has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on
40 the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his
41 control panel.
43 To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
44 clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
45 immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with
46 you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will
47 see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then
48 be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
49 desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe
50 normally.
52 The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
53 you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When
54 you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release
55 button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro
56 slippers and place them in their container.
58 If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
59 button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The
60 knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low,
61 medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
63 After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
64 switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If
65 during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings,
66 place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may
67 now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light
68 goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind
69 you.
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