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On 01/08/2017 08:49 AM, Taiidan@×××.com wrote: |
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> On 01/08/2017 11:44 AM, Dominus Mundi wrote: |
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>> sume time ago i blessed sume gentooers with technological advantage to |
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>> the future. I had good intentions but litel did i now that it would |
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>> lead to the free software wars. Upon returning to my time I fund that |
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>> free software was dead. Popular free sofware projects replaced by |
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>> government controled forks. We held a comite at my time and concluded |
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>> that it wus not posible to unscrew this mess without also hurting the |
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>> porn industrie whish is unaceptable so we voted on just giving |
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>> gentooers a heads up. We also considered killing Donald Trump before |
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>> he passes the one kernel law but unfortunately due to the grandfather |
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>> paradox and other freaky stuf past asesinations are forbiden by the |
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>> intergalactic constitution so brace yourselfes because the free |
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>> software wars are about to begin and it's gonna be bloody. |
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>> |
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>> Our hope is that this message will trigger a reaction that will cause |
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>> gentoo to be selected as the US Government approved distro for use in |
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>> the US and conquered territories (whish in a short time will cover |
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>> most of the planet). May the light that radiates from the primeval |
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>> hole shine upon all gentooers! |
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>> -- |
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>> https://tutanota.com |
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> Damn what drugs are you on man. |
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> |
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I have no clue but I kinda want some now. This could be a good (read: so |
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bad it's good) movie. |
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Daniel Campbell - Gentoo Developer |
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