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From: Alan McKinnon <alan.mckinnon@×××××.com>
To: gentoo-user@l.g.o
Subject: Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Horrible English
Date: Fri, 12 May 2017 16:19:22
Message-Id: f58503f0-d71f-3154-ed29-7773d9f251ec@gmail.com
In Reply to: Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Horrible English by "J. Roeleveld"
1 On 12/05/2017 09:37, J. Roeleveld wrote:
2 > On May 11, 2017 11:20:49 AM GMT+02:00, Alan McKinnon <alan.mckinnon@×××××.com> wrote:
3 >> On 11/05/2017 02:09, Peter Humphrey wrote:
4 >>> On Wednesday 10 May 2017 23:33:37 Alan McKinnon wrote:
5 >>>
6 >>>> I you read -dev, you could have replied to the original with a
7 >> correct
8 >>>> fix :-)
9 >>>
10 >>> No good. I can't read C. I gave up in the '80s and reverted to
11 >> assembler.
12 >>>
13 >>>> The author isn't English mother-tongue btw [1]
14 >>>
15 >>> Maybe not, but he's only following what the typical American is
16 >> doing.
17 >>>
18 >>>>> (By way of explanation, 35 years ago I was made the documentation
19 >>>>> manager of a 200-man-year software project. Ever since then I've
20 >> been
21 >>>>> unable to read anything at all without the eye of an editor - it's
22 >>>>> ruined my enjoyment of everything I read. There's no hope any
23 >> longer.)
24 >>>>
25 >>>> Oh noes. So you can't enjoy Pratchett? poor, poor you <shudder> :-)
26 >>>
27 >>> Sadness.
28 >>>
29 >>>> [1] Living in a country with 11 (yes, eleven!) official languages,
30 >> all
31 >>>> considered legally valid for purposes of government with equal
32 >> status, I
33 >>>> had to let go of English bias and accept that languages get mangled.
34 >> All
35 >>>> the time.
36 >>>
37 >>> I sympathise. I couldn't live in a place like that.
38 >>>
39 >>>> Except for this new meaning for "revert". can't bring myself to
40 >> accept
41 >>>> that one, too much like gouging out eyeballs with a blunt spoon.
42 >>>
43 >>> Eh? What meaning is that? I seem to have missed it.
44 >>>
45 >>
46 >> In Africa, "revert" has become synonymous with "reply".
47 >>
48 >> Causes no end of confusion when the firewall admin replies to a ticket
49 >> saying he'll do it and revert.
50 >
51 > I'd be complaining about someone like that the whole time.
52 > "Why the *beep* will you revert all changes before we can even test them? You *beeeeeep*"
53
54 True story:
55
56 I used to do exactly that, then got into horrible trouble with HR, and
57 disciplinary hearing and $DEITY knows what else.
58
59 Turned out one of the fellows I called a *beeeeeep* was the CEO of our
60 subsidiary in Ghana
61
62
63 --
64 Alan McKinnon
65 alan.mckinnon@×××××.com

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Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Horrible English "J. Roeleveld" <joost@××××××××.org>
Re: [gentoo-user] [OT] Horrible English Neil Bothwick <neil@××××××××××.uk>