[gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?)

[Devon Miller]

*Dear Gentoo-User,*

* Due to my careful search for an honest, reliable and sincere business
partner, I got your contact from the internet, well I don't know you neither
have I see you but I was well convince from were I got your contact that you
are a responsible fellow, so I ask if you can be trusted not to break an
agreement?*

*Still, it took me time to make up my mind to contact you and to offer you
this proposal of mine of which my whole life depends on. Please, my name is
Simon Kabila-Torvalds the son of the great developer LINUS TORVALDS,the
president of Linux. I am 24 year old and presently residing in DAKAR-SENEGAL
in Africa under asylum from Microsoft Incorporated.*

* My mother happens to be a nurse whom the Linus Torvalds had an affair with
during his life styleas a play boy,and the affair resulted to my birth,but
it was unfortunate that the great man did not marry my mother legally. As a
kind of settlement, for my mother and i,my father gived the sum of Eight
million one Hundred thousand LinuxSavior CDs to my mother for my life
inheritance.*

*After my mother died ealier last year at the age of 24 years old,i am left
with this huge sum of CDs,and i need a partner who will help me transfer
this distro oversea for immediate investment as i have made up my mind to
invest in your country. Your compensation for your immediate assistance is
your very own download of  of the distro as soon as it arrives your country.
I will like truth and honesty to be our watchword in this business. As soon
as i hear from you I will give you a phone where you can reach me. thanking
you in advance and God bless.*

*Yours sincerely, *
* Simon kabila.*