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On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:55:59 +0200, Alan McKinnon wrote: |
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> > Isn't that exactly what --keep-going does, skips any packages that |
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> > depends on the failed package and merge the rest? |
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> Yes, it does. The focus of my post was to highlight that it can be |
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> done, but is best done as an option, not as default. |
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I certainly wasn't suggesting that it should be the default, for at least |
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two reasons. Firstly, there is a potential risk - secondly, it is changing |
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the default behaviour of a program, which is rarely the best idea, |
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> This thread is getting a tad complex, it's getting hard to tell if a |
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> specific post is talking about if --keep-going is even a good idea at |
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> all, or if it should be an option/default... |
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I don't think it was ever discussed as anything but an option, but I |
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could be even more confused than you... |
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Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny |
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Brain fried -- core dumped. |
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"Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy." |
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-- Robert Heinlein |
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You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers. |
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Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc. |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy... |
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If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. * |
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Maslow Neil Bothwick |
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Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. |
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Politicians are like nappies |
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Both should be changed regularly, and for the same reason |
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"But, I DO know everything." - Q. |
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He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly |
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain |
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silent? Neil Bothwick |
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Stop the turbolift! Worf's carsick again... |
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Neil Bothwick |
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Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding. |
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If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports. |
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I'm not broke, I'm `financially challenged'. |
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont |
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either. - Neil Bothwick |
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Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. |
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"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone.....click.....###@*##....NO TERRIER |
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No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. |
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form. |
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"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." |
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... "Yummy," said Pooh, as he hilted his paw into the "honeypot". |
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What Aussies lack in Humour they make up for in Beer! |
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Be nice to moderators. They HATE that! |
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Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors? |
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Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity |
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Plagarism prohibited. Derive carefully. |
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... |
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... Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it. |
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Don't just do something, sit there! |
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MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools |
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Teenagers Neil Bothwick |
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Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan |
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
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Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt. |
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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and adyslexic? |
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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. |
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.", |
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What did the first man to discover you can get milk from cows think he |
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was doing? - anon. |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as his 'B' sample tested positive. |
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Computer (n): A device designed to speed and automate errors. |
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Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power |
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Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Kenobi |
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Set phasers to extreme itching! |
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Drive not ready: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Engineering |
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Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Hey, where are you going? |
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FINE: Tax for doing wrong. Tax: fine for doing fine. |
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Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines. |
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"Come on! It's a whole new life out there!" |
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"Oh, no. Not another one!" |
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It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. |
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HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Amiga contains minute electrically charged |
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particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per |
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hour. |
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He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly |
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The trouble with the world is that everybody in it is three drinks behind. |
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The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant. |
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Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! |
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The box said 'needs Win95 or better' so I bought an Amiga. |
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I've got the taglines if you've got the time! |
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Who needs rational when your toes curl up? |
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off. |
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And then Adam said, "What's a headache? |
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If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. |
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UNIX is the OS of the future and always will be... |
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If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool. |
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NOTE: The most fundamental particles in your computer are held together |
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by a "glueing" force about which little is known and whose adhesive power |
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cannot therefore be permanently guaranteed. |
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"But, I DO know everything." - Q. |
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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm |
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really quite busy. |
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Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? |
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MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
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There are two standards for anything... |
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One for the U.S. and one for the rest of the world. |
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Me? FAT? No, just horizontally disproportionate... |
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? |
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Death is a nonmaskable interrupt. |
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Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? |
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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? |
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I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. |
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without C people would code in Basi, Pasal and Obol |
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! |
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What if there were no hypothetical situations? |
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I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
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Familiarity breeds attempt |
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Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf- |
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Boss spelled backwards is "double-SOB" |
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And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7... |
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Once upon a time, I couldn't fit all I wanted to say on a tagline, but n |
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Snacktrek, n.: |
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The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly |
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returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have |
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Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. |
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DOS: Defunct Operating System |
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain |
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silent? Neil Bothwick |
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How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? |
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What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in |
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sand? Not enough sand. |
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Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. |
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Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary |
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If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! |
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Uhura: Captain, you're being flamed on channel one. |
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8088 = model T Ford. Pentium = supercharged 400 horsepower model T Ford. |
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If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to |
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blame. Neil Bothwick |
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Another casualty of applied metaphysics. |
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If you like this tagline, call 1-800-TAGS'R'US |
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Beware of geeks bearing GIF's |
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Orcs aren't all that bad... if you have plenty of ketchup. |
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If it doesn't fit, you're not using a big enough hammer. |
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Any given program will expand to fill available memory. |
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Portable: Survives system reboot. |
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Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor? |
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If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair. |
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Be nice to moderators. They HATE that! |
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One-seventh of life is spent on Monday. |
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Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honour! |
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"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock |
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phasers on the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three" |
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. |
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. |
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Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two. |
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DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet. |
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address. |
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We can sympathize with a child who is afraid of the dark, but the |
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tragedy of life is that most people are afraid of the light. |
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Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." |
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Why is the word abbreviation so long? |
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IBM - Incredibly Bastardized Multitasking... |
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I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. |
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
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Drive not ready: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Engineering |
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If at first you don't succeed, well...darn. |
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I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg. |
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand |
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words, how dangerous is a fax? |
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Any given program will expand to fill available memory. |
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(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake an axe to it? |
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KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time! |
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KPLA: Warrior's Radio! All the glory, all the time! |
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I married your mother because I wanted children. |
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Imagine my disappointment when you came along. |
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Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups. |
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.sig? we don't need no stinkin' .sig! |
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I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me?? |
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In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. |
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I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please. |
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A real programmer never documents his code. |
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It was hard to make, it should be hard to read |
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After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn. |
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Reality is an obstacle to hallucination. |
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And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone... |
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If you think you know what I am saying, you must misunderstand |
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BORG spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3. |
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PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of |
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. |
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I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig... |
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Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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A. Only two - but it's difficult to get them in there. |
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To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine. |
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I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel... |
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but it was just some sod with a torch bringing me more work! |
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Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept! |
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Daddy? What's this little red button for? |
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I'm not tense, just terribly alert! |
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... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... |
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." |
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... if (pot.coffee == EMPTY) { programmer->brain = OFF }; |
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I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark |
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Fasten your seatbelt ... I wanna try something. |
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I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that. |
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First Law of Laboratory Work: |
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Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass. |
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Why is bra singular and pants plural? |
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You couldn't get a job as a firing squad target. |
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Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ------> X |
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Boss spelled backwards is "double-SOB" |
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"Have you lived in this village all your life?" |
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"No, not yet." |
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Don't count the days, make the days count. |
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Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on the earth. |
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Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone. |
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UNIX is the OS of the future and always will be... |
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Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers |
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believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." |
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Monday is the root of all evil! |
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One-seventh of life is spent on Monday. |
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Just when my ship comes in, it's the Kobyashi Maru. |
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Be nice to moderators. They HATE that! |
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PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of |
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Mathematics Neil Bothwick |
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Don't put all your hypes in one home page. |
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Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. |
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Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it means? |
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he read his AIDS test results. |
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"Be strict when sending and tolerant when receiving." |
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RFC 1958 - Architectural Principles of the Internet - section 3.9 |
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Why is it a that a fool and his money never appear when you need a loan? |
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I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that. |
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Windows 3.2 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading. |
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"Bother," said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else. |
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) |
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Success is making it to the top of the food chain! |
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My wallet's cache is disabled. |
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Always remember to pillage before you burn. |
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Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) |
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Click..Click..Click..Damn! Out of taglines! |
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Diagonally parked in a head-on universe... |
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TERROR: A female Klingon with PMS. |
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A closed mouth gathers no foot. |
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Protect your software at all costs -- all else is meat. |
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Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) |
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Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence |
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Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal! |
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"Bother" said POOH, reloading. |
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Sigh - An amplifier for people who suffer in silence |
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Neil Bothwick |
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|
638 |
Daddy? What's this little red button for? |
639 |
Neil Bothwick |
640 |
|
641 |
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. |
642 |
Neil Bothwick |
643 |
|
644 |
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone.....click.....###@*##....NO TERRIER |
645 |
Neil Bothwick |
646 |
|
647 |
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. * |
648 |
Bohr Neil Bothwick |
649 |
|
650 |
Beware of geeks bearing GIF's |
651 |
Neil Bothwick |
652 |
|
653 |
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- |
654 |
Neil Bothwick |
655 |
|
656 |
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
657 |
Neil Bothwick |
658 |
|
659 |
SUBLIMINALsendmoneyTAGLINE |
660 |
Neil Bothwick |
661 |
|
662 |
I am Locutus of Borg; your tagline will be assimilated! |
663 |
Neil Bothwick |
664 |
|
665 |
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool. |
666 |
Neil Bothwick |
667 |
|
668 |
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
669 |
Neil Bothwick |
670 |
|
671 |
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet. |
672 |
Neil Bothwick |
673 |
|
674 |
Welcome to the ninth dimension. Small, isn't it? |
675 |
Neil Bothwick |
676 |
|
677 |
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
678 |
Neil Bothwick |
679 |
|
680 |
An example of hard water is ice. |
681 |
Neil Bothwick |
682 |
|
683 |
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! |
684 |
Neil Bothwick |
685 |
|
686 |
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. |
687 |
Neil Bothwick |
688 |
|
689 |
Committee (noun): A life form with six or more legs and no brain. |
690 |
Neil Bothwick |
691 |
|
692 |
The law of Probability Dispersal decrees that whatever it is that hits |
693 |
the fan will not be evenly distributed. |
694 |
Neil Bothwick |
695 |
|
696 |
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put his finger in the mains socket. |
697 |
Neil Bothwick |
698 |
|
699 |
There's no place like http://www.home.com |
700 |
Neil Bothwick |
701 |
|
702 |
"Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas" |
703 |
Neil Bothwick |
704 |
|
705 |
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please. |
706 |
Neil Bothwick |
707 |
|
708 |
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont |
709 |
either. - Neil Bothwick |
710 |
|
711 |
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? |
712 |
Neil Bothwick |
713 |
|
714 |
I don't know what makes you tick but I wish it was a time bomb. |
715 |
Neil Bothwick |
716 |
|
717 |
No maintenance: Impossible to fix. |
718 |
Neil Bothwick |
719 |
|
720 |
Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. |
721 |
Neil Bothwick |
722 |
|
723 |
Home is where you hang your @. |
724 |
Neil Bothwick |
725 |
|
726 |
I'm not tense, just terribly alert! |
727 |
Neil Bothwick |
728 |
|
729 |
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS... DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... |
730 |
Neil Bothwick |
731 |
|
732 |
Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal! |
733 |
Neil Bothwick |
734 |
|
735 |
Tagline file empty. Please refill the bit bucket. |
736 |
Neil Bothwick |
737 |
|
738 |
"Bother," said Pooh as he farted in front of a badly placed candle |
739 |
Neil Bothwick |
740 |
|
741 |
Windows 3.2 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading. |
742 |
Neil Bothwick |
743 |
|
744 |
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows... |
745 |
Neil Bothwick |
746 |
|
747 |
Windows will never cease. |
748 |
Neil Bothwick |
749 |
|
750 |
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. |
751 |
Neil Bothwick |
752 |
|
753 |
. <-Stealth Tagline |
754 |
Neil Bothwick |
755 |
|
756 |
"Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas" |
757 |
Neil Bothwick |
758 |
|
759 |
Room service? Send up a larger room. |
760 |
Neil Bothwick |
761 |
|
762 |
Last one out, turn off the computer! |
763 |
Neil Bothwick |
764 |
|
765 |
Normality is restored. Any problems remaining are your own. |
766 |
Neil Bothwick |
767 |
|
768 |
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool. |
769 |
Neil Bothwick |
770 |
|
771 |
Daddy? What's this little red button for? |
772 |
Neil Bothwick |
773 |
|
774 |
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." |
775 |
Neil Bothwick |
776 |
|
777 |
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. |
778 |
Neil Bothwick |
779 |
|
780 |
And what else floats.....? |
781 |
Neil Bothwick |
782 |
|
783 |
All mail what i send is thoughly proof-red, definately! |
784 |
Neil Bothwick |
785 |
|
786 |
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny |
787 |
Neil Bothwick |
788 |
|
789 |
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? |
790 |
Neil Bothwick |
791 |
|
792 |
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot |
793 |
Neil Bothwick |
794 |
|
795 |
Out of sorts? Heck, I'm out of *most* algorithms! |
796 |
Neil Bothwick |
797 |
|
798 |
Shatner, when the wig fell. |
799 |
Neil Bothwick |
800 |
|
801 |
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry! |
802 |
Neil Bothwick |
803 |
|
804 |
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. |
805 |
Neil Bothwick |
806 |
|
807 |
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead... |
808 |
Neil Bothwick |
809 |
|
810 |
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger. |
811 |
Neil Bothwick |
812 |
|
813 |
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe. |
814 |
Neil Bothwick |
815 |
|
816 |
Stop the turbolift! Worf's carsick again... |
817 |
Neil Bothwick |
818 |
|
819 |
Virtue is it's own punishment. |
820 |
Neil Bothwick |
821 |
|
822 |
Aibohphobia: an irrational fear of palindromes. |
823 |
Neil Bothwick |
824 |
|
825 |
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good. |
826 |
Neil Bothwick |
827 |
|
828 |
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. |
829 |
Neil Bothwick |
830 |
|
831 |
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate. |
832 |
Neil Bothwick |
833 |
|
834 |
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers. |
835 |
Neil Bothwick |
836 |
|
837 |
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools |
838 |
Teenagers Neil Bothwick |
839 |
|
840 |
We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals |
841 |
Neil Bothwick |
842 |
|
843 |
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
844 |
Neil Bothwick |
845 |
|
846 |
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. |
847 |
Neil Bothwick |
848 |
|
849 |
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star exploded around him. |
850 |
Neil Bothwick |
851 |
|
852 |
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. |
853 |
Neil Bothwick |
854 |
|
855 |
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick teflon on the pan? |
856 |
Neil Bothwick |
857 |
|
858 |
If your VCR still flashes 12:00 - then Linux is not for you. |
859 |
Neil Bothwick |
860 |
|
861 |
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. |
862 |
Neil Bothwick |
863 |
|
864 |
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! |
865 |
Neil Bothwick |
866 |
|
867 |
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) |
868 |
Neil Bothwick |
869 |
|
870 |
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
871 |
Neil Bothwick |
872 |
|
873 |
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in your computer are held together |
874 |
by a "glueing" force about which little is known and whose adhesive power |
875 |
cannot therefore be permanently guaranteed. |
876 |
Neil Bothwick |
877 |
|
878 |
Procrastinate now! |
879 |
Neil Bothwick |
880 |
|
881 |
I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated. |
882 |
Neil Bothwick |
883 |
|
884 |
Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that? |
885 |
Neil Bothwick |
886 |
|
887 |
If you think you know what I am saying, you must misunderstand |
888 |
Neil Bothwick |
889 |
|
890 |
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine. |
891 |
Neil Bothwick |
892 |
|
893 |
Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal! |
894 |
Neil Bothwick |
895 |
|
896 |
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone.....click.....###@*##....NO TERRIER |
897 |
Neil Bothwick |
898 |
|
899 |
WWW: World Wide Wait |
900 |
Neil Bothwick |
901 |
|
902 |
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights |
903 |
off? Neil Bothwick |
904 |
|
905 |
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's |
906 |
character, give him power. [Abraham Lincoln] |
907 |
Neil Bothwick |
908 |
|
909 |
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated. |
910 |
Neil Bothwick |
911 |
|
912 |
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? |
913 |
Neil Bothwick |
914 |
|
915 |
If you like this tagline, call 1-800-TAGS'R'US |
916 |
Neil Bothwick |
917 |
|
918 |
Q. What have Windows and a tampon got in common? |
919 |
A. They're both plug'n'play. |
920 |
Neil Bothwick |
921 |
|
922 |
Boss spelled backwards is "double-SOB" |
923 |
Neil Bothwick |
924 |
|
925 |
Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two. |
926 |
Neil Bothwick |
927 |
|
928 |
Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them. |
929 |
Neil Bothwick |
930 |
|
931 |
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere. |
932 |
Neil Bothwick |
933 |
|
934 |
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a |
935 |
Neil Bothwick |
936 |
|
937 |
"Not until you get rid of that WindowsNT, Dave." |
938 |
Neil Bothwick |
939 |
|
940 |
I'm not tense, just terribly alert! |
941 |
Neil Bothwick |
942 |
|
943 |
THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT. In the unlikely event that this computer |
944 |
should contact Antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will |
945 |
result. Neil Bothwick |
946 |
|
947 |
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! |
948 |
Neil Bothwick |
949 |
|
950 |
How do I set my laser printer to stun? |
951 |
Neil Bothwick |
952 |
|
953 |
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it means? |
954 |
Neil Bothwick |
955 |
|
956 |
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it |
957 |
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it. |
958 |
Neil Bothwick |
959 |
|
960 |
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. * |
961 |
Bohr Neil Bothwick |
962 |
|
963 |
Room service? Send up a larger room. |
964 |
Neil Bothwick |
965 |
|
966 |
This message has been cruelly tested on sweet little furry animals. |
967 |
Neil Bothwick |
968 |
|
969 |
How do I set my laser printer to stun? |
970 |
Neil Bothwick |
971 |
|
972 |
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in your computer are held together |
973 |
by a "glueing" force about which little is known and whose adhesive power |
974 |
cannot therefore be permanently guaranteed. |
975 |
Neil Bothwick |
976 |
|
977 |
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. |
978 |
Neil Bothwick |
979 |
|
980 |
Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors? |
981 |
Neil Bothwick |
982 |
|
983 |
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of |
984 |
times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike |
985 |
to deliver? Neil Bothwick |
986 |
|
987 |
"Come on! It's a whole new life out there!" |
988 |
"Oh, no. Not another one!" |
989 |
Neil Bothwick |
990 |
|
991 |
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T shirt. |
992 |
Neil Bothwick |
993 |
|
994 |
Random access is the optimum of the mass storages. |
995 |
Neil Bothwick |
996 |
|
997 |
Remember that the Titanic was built by experts, and the Ark by a newbie |
998 |
Neil Bothwick |
999 |
|
1000 |
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. |
1001 |
Neil Bothwick |
1002 |
|
1003 |
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
1004 |
Neil Bothwick |
1005 |
|
1006 |
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. |
1007 |
Neil Bothwick |
1008 |
|
1009 |
Modulation in all things. |
1010 |
Neil Bothwick |
1011 |
|
1012 |
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines. |
1013 |
Neil Bothwick |
1014 |
|
1015 |
... Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it. |
1016 |
Neil Bothwick |
1017 |
|
1018 |
I've been fishing with Salvador Dali, he used a |
1019 |
dotted line and caught every other fish. |
1020 |
Neil Bothwick |
1021 |
|
1022 |
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good. |
1023 |
Neil Bothwick |
1024 |
|
1025 |
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
1026 |
Neil Bothwick |
1027 |
|
1028 |
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. |
1029 |
Neil Bothwick |
1030 |
|
1031 |
"" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes |
1032 |
Neil Bothwick |
1033 |
|
1034 |
OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah! |
1035 |
Neil Bothwick |
1036 |
|
1037 |
If you like this tagline, call 1-800-TAGS'R'US |
1038 |
Neil Bothwick |
1039 |
|
1040 |
"Good Enough" is the death knell of progress. |
1041 |
Neil Bothwick |
1042 |
|
1043 |
Duct tape is the just like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, |
1044 |
and binds the universe together. |
1045 |
Neil Bothwick |
1046 |
|
1047 |
I am Hamlet of Borg: prepare to be, or not to be... |
1048 |
Neil Bothwick |
1049 |
|
1050 |
Do not underestimate the power of the Force. |
1051 |
Neil Bothwick |
1052 |
|
1053 |
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP - replace floppy and retry. |
1054 |
Neil Bothwick |
1055 |
|
1056 |
Windows NT. Nice Try or Not There? |
1057 |
Neil Bothwick |
1058 |
|
1059 |
The mechanic said I had blown a seal. I said, `Just fix the damn thing and |
1060 |
leave my private life out of it, OK?' |
1061 |
Neil Bothwick |
1062 |
|
1063 |
There are two standards for anything... |
1064 |
One for the U.S. and one for the rest of the world. |
1065 |
Neil Bothwick |
1066 |
|
1067 |
"Bother!" said Petro, as the momentum stopped. |
1068 |
Neil Bothwick |
1069 |
|
1070 |
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand |
1071 |
words, how dangerous is a fax? |
1072 |
Neil Bothwick |
1073 |
|
1074 |
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? |
1075 |
Neil Bothwick |
1076 |
|
1077 |
Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...! |
1078 |
Neil Bothwick |
1079 |
|
1080 |
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. |
1081 |
Neil Bothwick |
1082 |
|
1083 |
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. |
1084 |
Neil Bothwick |
1085 |
|
1086 |
How is it possible to have a civil war? |
1087 |
Neil Bothwick |
1088 |
|
1089 |
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone... |
1090 |
Neil Bothwick |
1091 |
|
1092 |
"Bother," said Pooh, as the media exposed his sexual depravity. |
1093 |
Neil Bothwick |
1094 |
|
1095 |
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it means? |
1096 |
Neil Bothwick |
1097 |
|
1098 |
Disc space -- the final frontier! |
1099 |
Neil Bothwick |
1100 |
|
1101 |
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. * |
1102 |
Maslow Neil Bothwick |
1103 |
|
1104 |
For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work |
1105 |
Neil Bothwick |
1106 |
|
1107 |
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot |
1108 |
Neil Bothwick |
1109 |
|
1110 |
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's |
1111 |
character, give him power. [Abraham Lincoln] |
1112 |
Neil Bothwick |
1113 |
|
1114 |
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. |
1115 |
Neil Bothwick |
1116 |
|
1117 |
Johnson & Johnson have released Y2K Jelly. |
1118 |
It allows you to use 4 digits where previously only 2 were used. |
1119 |
Neil Bothwick |
1120 |
|
1121 |
If it doesn't fit, you're not using a big enough hammer. |
1122 |
Neil Bothwick |
1123 |
|
1124 |
If only the good die young then what does that say about senior citizens? |
1125 |
Neil Bothwick |
1126 |
|
1127 |
Politically Incorrect -- and damn proud of it! |
1128 |
Neil Bothwick |
1129 |
|
1130 |
If at first you don't succeed, you're about normal. |
1131 |
Neil Bothwick |
1132 |
|
1133 |
Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom. |
1134 |
Neil Bothwick |
1135 |
|
1136 |
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. |
1137 |
Neil Bothwick |
1138 |
|
1139 |
I'm not broke, I'm `financially challenged'. |
1140 |
Neil Bothwick |
1141 |
|
1142 |
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? |
1143 |
Neil Bothwick |
1144 |
|
1145 |
...context... |
1146 |
Neil Bothwick |
1147 |
|
1148 |
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started up DiskSalv |
1149 |
Neil Bothwick |
1150 |
|
1151 |
Not tonight dear, I have a Modem!!! |
1152 |
Neil Bothwick |
1153 |
|
1154 |
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain |
1155 |
silent? Neil Bothwick |
1156 |
|
1157 |
Out of body, be back in five minutes. |
1158 |
Neil Bothwick |
1159 |
|
1160 |
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline. |
1161 |
Neil Bothwick |
1162 |
|
1163 |
Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life |
1164 |
Neil Bothwick |
1165 |
|
1166 |
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form. |
1167 |
Neil Bothwick |
1168 |
|
1169 |
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe. |
1170 |
Neil Bothwick |
1171 |
|
1172 |
An expert is nothing more than an ordinary person away from home. |
1173 |
Neil Bothwick |
1174 |
|
1175 |
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please. |
1176 |
Neil Bothwick |
1177 |
|
1178 |
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. |
1179 |
Neil Bothwick |
1180 |
|
1181 |
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. |
1182 |
Neil Bothwick |
1183 |
|
1184 |
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
1185 |
Neil Bothwick |
1186 |
|
1187 |
A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf |
1188 |
Neil Bothwick |
1189 |
|
1190 |
This signature project was my last, best hope to seem eloquent. It failed. |
1191 |
But in the year of Decency In Communications Act, it became something |
1192 |
greater. My last, best hope for satire. The year is 1997. The Place: |
1193 |
Babbling On Pine. Neil Bothwick |
1194 |
|
1195 |
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. |
1196 |
Neil Bothwick |
1197 |
|
1198 |
Stop metricationists! They are demanding their 454 grammes of flesh, |
1199 |
and if we give them 2.54 centimetres they'll take 1.609 kilometres! |
1200 |
Neil Bothwick |
1201 |
|
1202 |
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! |
1203 |
Neil Bothwick |
1204 |
|
1205 |
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! |
1206 |
Neil Bothwick |
1207 |
|
1208 |
"Have you lived in this village all your life?" |
1209 |
"No, not yet." |
1210 |
Neil Bothwick |
1211 |
|
1212 |
And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh... |
1213 |
Neil Bothwick |
1214 |
|
1215 |
Windows Error:01F Reserved for future mistakes. |
1216 |
Neil Bothwick |
1217 |
|
1218 |
Never drink coffee that's been anywhere near a fish. |
1219 |
Neil Bothwick |
1220 |
|
1221 |
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... |
1222 |
Neil Bothwick |
1223 |
|
1224 |
Warp 5.. engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch! |
1225 |
Neil Bothwick |
1226 |
|
1227 |
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! |
1228 |
Neil Bothwick |
1229 |
|
1230 |
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools |
1231 |
Teenagers Neil Bothwick |
1232 |
|
1233 |
Programming just with goto's is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer. |
1234 |
Neil Bothwick |
1235 |
|
1236 |
Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan |
1237 |
Neil Bothwick |
1238 |
|
1239 |
Programming just with goto's is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer. |
1240 |
Neil Bothwick |
1241 |
|
1242 |
Quantum Physics: The dreams that stuff is made of |
1243 |
Neil Bothwick |
1244 |
|
1245 |
"Bother" said Rue, when Eeyore called him a sellout |
1246 |
Neil Bothwick |
1247 |
|
1248 |
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. |
1249 |
Neil Bothwick |
1250 |
|
1251 |
If there is light at the end of the tunnel...order more tunnel. |
1252 |
Neil Bothwick |
1253 |
|
1254 |
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts. |
1255 |
Neil Bothwick |
1256 |
|
1257 |
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. |
1258 |
Neil Bothwick |
1259 |
|
1260 |
We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals |
1261 |
Neil Bothwick |
1262 |
|
1263 |
Plagarism prohibited. Derive carefully. |
1264 |
Neil Bothwick |
1265 |
|
1266 |
HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Amiga contains minute electrically charged |
1267 |
particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per |
1268 |
hour. |
1269 |
Neil Bothwick |
1270 |
|
1271 |
Quantum Physics: The dreams that stuff is made of |
1272 |
Neil Bothwick |
1273 |
|
1274 |
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is |
1275 |
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. |
1276 |
Neil Bothwick |
1277 |
|
1278 |
Who needs rational when your toes curl up? |
1279 |
Neil Bothwick |
1280 |
|
1281 |
Duct tape is the just like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, |
1282 |
and binds the universe together. |
1283 |
Neil Bothwick |
1284 |
|
1285 |
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. |
1286 |
Neil Bothwick |
1287 |
|
1288 |
Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...! |
1289 |
Neil Bothwick |
1290 |
|
1291 |
First Law of Laboratory Work: |
1292 |
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass. |
1293 |
Neil Bothwick |
1294 |
|
1295 |
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov |
1296 |
Neil Bothwick |
1297 |
|
1298 |
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. |
1299 |
Neil Bothwick |
1300 |
|
1301 |
ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI! |
1302 |
Neil Bothwick |
1303 |
|
1304 |
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline. |
1305 |
Neil Bothwick |
1306 |
|
1307 |
"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?" |
1308 |
Neil Bothwick |
1309 |
|
1310 |
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf |
1311 |
Neil Bothwick |
1312 |
|
1313 |
Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza? |
1314 |
Neil Bothwick |
1315 |
|
1316 |
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
1317 |
Neil Bothwick |
1318 |
|
1319 |
Drink varnish and you'll have a lovely finish. |
1320 |
Neil Bothwick |
1321 |
|
1322 |
I am Superconductor Borg, assimilation resistance is futile. |
1323 |
Neil Bothwick |
1324 |
|
1325 |
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. |
1326 |
Neil Bothwick |
1327 |
|
1328 |
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. |
1329 |
Neil Bothwick |
1330 |
|
1331 |
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. |
1332 |
Neil Bothwick |
1333 |
|
1334 |
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? |
1335 |
A. It was dead. |
1336 |
Neil Bothwick |
1337 |
|
1338 |
Beware of low-flying butterflies. |
1339 |
Neil Bothwick |
1340 |
|
1341 |
Don't be humble, you're not that great. |
1342 |
Neil Bothwick |
1343 |
|
1344 |
Me? FAT? No, just horizontally disproportionate... |
1345 |
Neil Bothwick |
1346 |
|
1347 |
This signature project was my last, best hope to seem eloquent. It failed. |
1348 |
But in the year of Decency In Communications Act, it became something |
1349 |
greater. My last, best hope for satire. The year is 1997. The Place: |
1350 |
Babbling On Pine. Neil Bothwick |
1351 |
|
1352 |
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt. |
1353 |
Neil Bothwick |
1354 |
|
1355 |
Hi, I'm not a signature virus. Why don't you just copy me into your |
1356 |
signature? Neil Bothwick |
1357 |
|
1358 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? |
1359 |
He sold his soul to Santa! |
1360 |
Neil Bothwick |
1361 |
|
1362 |
Power outage at a department store yesterday, Twenty people were |
1363 |
trapped on the escalators. |
1364 |
Neil Bothwick |
1365 |
|
1366 |
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put his finger in the mains socket. |
1367 |
Neil Bothwick |
1368 |
|
1369 |
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? |
1370 |
Neil Bothwick |
1371 |
|
1372 |
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Harley's backend stepped out. |
1373 |
Neil Bothwick |
1374 |
|
1375 |
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. * |
1376 |
Maslow Neil Bothwick |
1377 |
|
1378 |
You shall know the truth, and you shall freak. |
1379 |
Neil Bothwick |
1380 |
|
1381 |
Why is bra singular and pants plural? |
1382 |
Neil Bothwick |
1383 |
|
1384 |
Procrastinate now! |
1385 |
Neil Bothwick |
1386 |
|
1387 |
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. |
1388 |
Neil Bothwick |
1389 |
|
1390 |
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. |
1391 |
Neil Bothwick |
1392 |
|
1393 |
For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work |
1394 |
Neil Bothwick |
1395 |
|
1396 |
Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed. |
1397 |
Neil Bothwick |
1398 |
|
1399 |
Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes) |
1400 |
Neil Bothwick |
1401 |
|
1402 |
Do PAL taglines take up two scanlines? |
1403 |
Neil Bothwick |
1404 |
|
1405 |
Miracle worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a jim.. no, scratch that... |
1406 |
Neil Bothwick |
1407 |
|
1408 |
Taglines are like cars - You get a good one, then someone nicks it. |
1409 |
Neil Bothwick |
1410 |
|
1411 |
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... |
1412 |
Neil Bothwick |
1413 |
|
1414 |
Don't count the days, make the days count. |
1415 |
Neil Bothwick |
1416 |
|
1417 |
"Hey, dad, remember our car?" -- Calvin |
1418 |
Neil Bothwick |
1419 |
|
1420 |
For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work |
1421 |
Neil Bothwick |
1422 |
|
1423 |
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... |